[WVDXA] While Anticipating Sunspots

[Greg Lee]

HEH??? That's way to much info dude......

 73,
GREG LEE, W8GG 
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----- Original Message ----
From: "w8hc at aol.com" <w8hc at aol.com>
To: wvdxa at wvdxa.org
Sent: Saturday, July 26, 2008 5:25:27 PM
Subject: Re: [WVDXA] While Anticipating Sunspots

And you obviously have waaaaay too much spare time too Clarkster...You must have paid attention up there at Tech!  But how long ago was that anyway?  You must have a mind like a steel trap too!

73,
Hal W8HC


-----Original Message-----
From: Clark L. Stewart <w8tn at ntelos.net>
To: West Virginia DX Association <wvdxa at wvdxa.org>
Sent: Sat, 26 Jul 2008 4:52 pm
Subject: Re: [WVDXA] While Anticipating Sunspots


Garry,

      Sure, why not.  It seems I'm on a roll today (or, is that a 
bagel?)  But, this definition is just a little demented!/?

      First, the Joel's constant (J) in quantum dementism is defined as 
math. This constant is useful for many calculations, but perhaps its most 
useful application is to calculate the dementism probability wave factor of 
any demented quasi-object. The formula for calculation is math where x and 
y are the two planar coordinates of the dementism wave function. the degree 
of dementism is therefore given by the square of the amplitude of the wave.

      In addition, the energy of light is given by the formula e=jf, where 
e=energy, j=joel's constant and f=frequency. Therefore, since light itself 
is demented in nature, everything we see is demeted as well.

      Recently, with the new advances in quantum physics, quantum 
dementists have a new theory that particles are made up of demented pieces 
of one-dimensional strings vibrating in a demented way in demented 
curled-up extra spatial dimensions. With the very, very latest quantum 
theory, M-theory, these demented one-dimensional strings suddenly morph 
into equally retarded two-dimensional membranes.

      Now, with the very, very, very latest quantum theories, quantum 
dementists are reckoning that these two-dimensional membranes are actually 
three-dimensional string bikinis. But dementists are unable to explain why 
some retarded beach babe left her super-small string bikinis all over the 
place.

      Is that clear?  I think I need some candy.  My blood-sugar seems to 
be low and my brain hurts!


Clark, W8TN
Demented Professor of non-Newtonian Physics
University of Barsoom




At 03:29 PM 7/26/2008 -0400, you wrote:
>Wow, Clark!  Impressive.
>
>Now can you give us a one-pager explaining how quantum theory, strings, 
>and other bikinis work?
>
>Garry, W8OI


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